- Anti Joke

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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