When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Womens Rights.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

What is 69? A two digit number.

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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