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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

where do the women go? the womanarium

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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