How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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abcdHIV this disease is killing me

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Mitt Romney for president.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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sweaty black guy

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Someone told me about this website.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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