Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? How? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? How? You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a orange elephant? How? You can't, they don't exist. How do you kill a white elephant? How? You tickle it till it turns pink, then you hold it's noose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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