GAY PEOPLE

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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