Fuck her

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Women"s Rights

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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Like this joke

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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