- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

knock knock whos there .. derp

corey is a nipplepotomus

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