My butt!!!!

i wish i was a tree !

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

your face.

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

Women's rights.

i heart wiener

A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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