what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

co jo kurwa tocza?

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

Anti Joke

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