If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Penis in a box.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

where do the women go? the womanarium

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

An asian walks out of math class

Your Mom

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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