- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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