What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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I came.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Icecream

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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you will die someday

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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