Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

your momma is so stupid she failed math class

Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

nice shorts.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

WNBA

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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