- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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