What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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I came.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Icecream

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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