Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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Patrick is gay

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

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shut up

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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