yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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