- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mitt Romney for president.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Oh, I must be hearing things.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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