Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Did you know?

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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