if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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Bumsniffer

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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