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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

Water, please.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Boobs are nasty!

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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