- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

French people

tim rafter died no one cared

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

What flys? A fly

What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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