everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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women's rights.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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8=D

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Miscarriages.

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obama is a good president

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Anti Joke

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