- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

Can I touch it?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

cot!

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

women's rights.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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