yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

your mother is so lesbian

do you know what's so funny? yup

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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