Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Banana(s)

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Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Fuck her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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