your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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Hi colton

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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The horse said "nay."

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Knock knock. Come in.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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you just lost the game!

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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How much is an abortion? A life

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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james schmitt whats your last name

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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69

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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