Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Real jokes.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

jewish people like other jewish people.

How many dislikes can this get?

minorities

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

9:11 make a wish

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Justin Bieber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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