- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Women's rights.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Women's rights.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Women's rights.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Women's rights.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

two fish are in a tank.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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The Anti Joke Book

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. Two hours later Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.