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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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World Of Warcraft

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but there is a road to the super market

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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