I LIKE TURLES.

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Can I touch it?

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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A homeless person dies.

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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Jews for Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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