How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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My mom's dead

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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