dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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World Of Warcraft

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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What did you say? I don't know.

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