Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

jewish people like other jewish people.

why did the chicken cross the road.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Tacos

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What's white and sticky? Glue

-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Don't rape me!

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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