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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why couldn't the blonde divide 5 by 0? Because it's impossible to divide by 0.

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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