- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Rebecca Black.

Women

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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