i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Ancient Greeks rights

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Religion

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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your face.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Anti Joke

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