A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Womens rights

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

women's rights

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Black people are clen.

How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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