- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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