Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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