My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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25

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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you are gay

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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