A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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KEVIN HART

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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your mother is so lesbian

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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