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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Knock knock Come in!

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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