One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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