Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Women's rights.

Women's Rights

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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