Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Go away.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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I LIKE TURLES.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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