What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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I can't think of a joke!

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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Womens rights.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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hi

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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