Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Child Prostitution.

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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