As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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haha.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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women's rights

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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