- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What break when you talk?

Knock Knock Good one...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Lets make like trees and stand still

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

you are gay

Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Dear John,

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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