three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Dear John,

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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