A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Exactly what?

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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jack shine has boobs

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Canada

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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PENIS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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