- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Any idea of his whereabouts Nero? I am the leader, I fund this myself, as you know money is not my problem, its rather loyalty.

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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