“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Tacos

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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This is not Will Smith.

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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