Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Nicholas Cage

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Thumbs this up

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Your doorbell is broken.

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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