How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have woman's rights Knock knock Who's there? NOT Sally, she's in the kitchen

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Knock knock Come in!

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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I don't get it

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What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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