A man yells at the top of the Grand Canyon, "Heyoooooo" He hears His voice echo multiple times. He yells again, "Heyoooooo" This time he hears his echo and a girl yell "heyo" back to him from within the canyon. He looks down. He falls. A mountain goat breaks his fall. The man is so thankful for the goat. He says, " Thank you goat! You saved my life!" The goat then pulls out a gun, and shoots him thrice. The man dies.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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Covietz has a large penis

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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A ginger rapping.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Google Doodles

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