What is 69? A two digit number.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

World peace

Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

Mmmmmmm Lemons

A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

jack shine has boobs

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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