Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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