Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Black people

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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oops

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Time flies like a banana.

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Women's Rights

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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