Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Hi colton

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Haha

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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Anti Joke

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