how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Q: Why did the cat roll down the hill? A: It had no legs

Women

American Idol

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Women's Rights

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Gadaffi

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Hey Caleb.

What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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