When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Whats 0+0 0

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My mom's dead

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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but there is a road to the super market

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Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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