What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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666 im christian

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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