What is brown and sticky?

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Mexicans working in an office

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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French people

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

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Justin Bieber

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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