knock knock come in

What is brown and smells? Poop

Knock Knock! Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicholas Cage

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

Hello I'm a fat kid

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Anal cheese curds.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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