what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

Working hard or hardly working????

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

want to go home? yea

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

What is brown and sticky?

Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

tim rafter died no one cared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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