There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Womens rights.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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