- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dog die? It was wet because of the rain so the little boy put him in the microwave for 30 minutes to warm him up

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What's 1+1? 4.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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My sister has to take a dump

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