what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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God.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Knock knock Come in!

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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I don't get it

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

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