Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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A van drives into a car.

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A man walks into a bar.

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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Water, please.

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