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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They laugh over a beer and leave

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Chocolate tastes good.

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why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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