For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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KEVIN HART

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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Slavery

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Black people

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Oliver's friends

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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