Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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i fondle myself every night....

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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