Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

Jewish People

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

how does peploe get around they walk

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

penis

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

George W. Bush

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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