- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the insect play marco polo? It couldn't. Marco polo requires multiple players.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Fruitcake

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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