Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Women

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Guess what? Chicken butt

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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