What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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9/11

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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A man with a ski mask on enters a bank, he just came back from the slopes.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Slavery

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W.N.B.A.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Women's Golf

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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