Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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American Idol

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Icecream

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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sixty....eight.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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