Women rights..

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Jewish People

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Women's Rights

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A fat man buys a salad

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Exactly what?

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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