Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Yo mama so fat she died

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why is brennan goldade such a loser? Cause he likes men

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Dead babies.

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