LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Myspace

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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suck my dick.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Kittens.

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W.N.B.A.

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