- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

Poop

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Grapefruit.

Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Turtles

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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