- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Tacos

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

anus soup

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What lives underground? Grandpa

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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