Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Indeed.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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What break when you talk?

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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