Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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A man walks into a bar.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Womens rights.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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