What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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Black people are clen.

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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World peace

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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