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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A fat man buys a salad

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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