- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

Women's Rights

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Women's rights.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Google Doodles

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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