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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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