A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Lets make like trees and stand still

*via text message* Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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