- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Knock Knock. Go away!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

A fat man buys a salad

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

women's rights

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Knock Knock Good one...

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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