What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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