What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Penis

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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hi

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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