im black

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

Is Carly smart? No.

Chaney is a dumb b****

69

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

96

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What color is my lamp? Brown

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...