There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Obamacare!

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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