What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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I dislike old people.

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Golf.

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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