- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

What's funny and arousing? This joke.

Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

what did the man say to the other man? hi

My sister has to take a dump

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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