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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why did the bunny eat his food

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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