- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Dear John,

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

i heart wiener

A van drives into a car.

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Santa Clogged my toliet

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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