- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

What's not red? No tomatoes.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

come along children

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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