Adam Sandler.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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I won the game.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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women's rights

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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