- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear