-Knock knock -Come on in!

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

women's rights

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

What lives underground? Grandpa

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

KEVIN HART

How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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