Punchline.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

Hey Caleb.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

I came.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Women's Rights

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

gay marriage.

Penis jokes.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

hi my name is? joe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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