Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Adam Sandler.

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go go gadget

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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women's rights

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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memes

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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