What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

What's not red? No tomatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

thumb_up thumb_down +42

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

thumb_up thumb_down +38

GONNA

thumb_up thumb_down +38

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

thumb_up thumb_down +36

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What's your name? You tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

i hate you.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Robin, get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops